Well today began early, around 2am in fact. My new roommate, a military guy, works nights. He had left his phone in his cabinet… his LOCKED cabinet. An alarm on it started going off at 2am, and proceeded to go off every 15 or 20 minutes. This was in fact not the first time this had happened, but the second time. It happened last night also. It was loud and would go off for about a minute before stopping, only to go off again in like 15 minutes. Since the cabinet was locked, my only recourse was to jam some earplugs deep in my ears and try to get as much sleep as possible. My sleep was pretty spotty until I heard my roommate come in. I told him about the phone and expressed my aggravation that it had happened again. He apologized and assured me he now completely turned off the phone and that it would NOT happen again. With that I rolled over and tried to at least get a couple hours of sleep before waking up at 10ish to go to work.
Work started out as typical day. I was tired from two days of spotty sleep so I loaded up on caffeine and a 5 hour energy drink. I love those 5 hour energy drinks; they are like a stamina potion from a game. Good stuff. When Jamie, now the Tech Lead, got in he alerted me that we may have some issues later on. It turns out he was correct and we had to deal with an emergency issue that had to get done today. It was now about 9pm. I got to work on what needed to be done, even though the caffeine was now starting to wear off. It was hard but we got everything done and deployed, and it worked. I was dead tired at this point but happy that we solved it. I solve problems; it’s what I do. I felt good and satisfied.
It was now after 3am and I headed back to my room. I quickly change and climb up into my bed. By this point I am at my limit. I lay down and close my eyes. I feel my mind wandering, quickly slipping into a subconscious abyss.
Darkness…
Peacefulness…
Sleep…
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RING!!!
I open my eyes not wanting to believe what I just heard. I lie there for a moment trying to convince myself that I was imagining things. The sound was unmistakable though. It was the same sound I had heard countless times the previous two nights. It was the alarm on my roommate’s cell phone. I continued to lay there as it turns off for a while. My mind starts filling with possibilities of what to do. Some naive part of me hopes… PRAYS that somehow, some way it won’t go off again. It of course does, right on schedule. I sit up and start to figure out what must be done. It would seem my problem solving is not done for the night.
I examine the locked cabinet and determine what must be done. I march all the way back to the office to get some tools. I look in the outside cabinets but I can’t find a Philips screw driver. Luckily when I asked my 2 coworkers still in the office (our office is staffed 24 hours a day) for one, they handed one to me. They were kinda surprised and confused why I was still up. “You’re not doing to stab someone in the neck with that are you?” Jamie asked. I assured him that would only be my last resort.
Back in the room I got to work on the cabinet. It was a standard cabinet that had a latch screwed on the door. On the latch was a Master Lock. Although the latch had four screw-holes, only two were used. Lucky for me it was the outer two. I was able to pry and bend the latch enough to gain access to those screws. With a bit of difficulty, and much care not to strip them, I slowly unscrewed the two screws. The latch finally gave way and the cabinet opened. Now all that was left was to wait for the phone alarm to go off. It did, and I found it. I ripped out the battery and placed both right in front of the cabinet along with the two screws. Silence. Problem Solved! I got back up in bed and fell asleep. I woke up when I heard my roommate come in. I rolled over and told him that his cell phone had gone off yet again. He apologized but I told him not to worry; I needed sleep so I solved the problem. He wasn’t quite sure what I meant until he went over to his cabinet and noticed the Master Lock still locked around a now dislodged latch. He expressed dismay on how I had destroyed the cabinet. I reiterated that I needed sleep so I solved the problem. I rolled back over and went back to sleep.
~David